Are we the dining dead?

Read the Printed Word!

My name... is Anna Bluu.

I am... a racist.

I despise gingers... and Mudbloods.

I hate Gryffindor House.

And my parents work for the man who killed your parents; do you want to be my friend?

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Are we like those bored couples you feel sorry for in restaurants? Are we the dining dead?

-Jim Carrey as Joel Barish in 'Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind

Am I ugly? When I was a kid, I thought I was... Sometimes I think people don't understand how lonely it is to be a kid, like you don't matter. So, I'm eight, and I have these toys, these dolls. My favorite is this ugly girl doll who I call Clementine, and I keep yelling at her, "You can't be ugly! Be pretty!" It's weird... like if I can transform her, I would magically change, too.

-Kate Winslet as Clementine Kruczynski in 'Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind'

Blessed are the forgetful, for they get the better even of their blunders.
-Nietzsche

It stung like a violent wind that our memories depend on a faulty camera in our minds.
-Death Cab for Cutie - "What Sarah Said"

There is a moment when you say to yourself, ‘Oh, there you are. I’ve been looking for you forever.'
-Darren Criss as Blaine in "Glee"

So I want to encourage people who aren't comfortable with their sexuality to embrace it - what makes you different is what makes you strong. So, um, whether you're gay, straight, purple, orange, dinosaur, I don't care - like, THAT is your strongest suit.
-Darren Criss

"Be nice to people. 'Cause nobody likes an asshole."
-Darren Criss

Yo momma's so fat that her Patronus is a cake.
-Hank Green

"Is my baby sick?" Listen, I know why you’re asking Google this question. You’re asking because the alternative is to put a thermometer in your baby’s rectum and your baby will look up at you like, “I AM NOT ENJOYING THIS,” and you’ll be like, “You know what, this isn’t my idea of a fun Thursday night, either!” And then your baby will be like, “BUT I AM INCAPABLE OF EMPATHY!”
-John Green

The Venn Diagram of guys who don't like smart girls and guys you don't want to date is a circle.
-John Green

People should be able to say how they feel -- how they really feel -- not, you know, some words that some strangers put in their mouths.
- Joseph Gordon-Levitt as Tom Hansen in "(500) Days of Summer"

It'd be most inconvenient for me to find him amiable since I've sworn to loathe him for all eternity.
- Pride and Prejudice

Clearly this wasn’t very planned, guys, but neither are half of the things in my life.
-Darren Criss

If I could hug every single one of you right now, I would do it in a heartbeat. But I can’t. There’s just a camera... Can I hug the camera???
-Darren Criss

Guys, I’m kind of nutty, but you have to understand that that’s all just me being myself.
-Darren Criss

If I ever stray away, feel free to find me and kick me in the shins.
-Darren Criss

Don't you worry your beautiful little heads.
-Darren Criss

Wait. Before you say anything, just know that thousands of people are judging you. Okay, go.
-Darren Criss

So if you wanna be cool, like really cool... like, you’re already cool if you’re here, but if you wanna be super cool, like add a cape to your coolness… I guess… I don’t know why a cape is cool… but either way...
-Darren Criss

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June 1st, 2012
adamusprime: y’ever notice that little bit of russia that isn’t attached to russia what the heck is it doin i sure don’t know

adamusprime:

y’ever notice that little bit of russia that isn’t attached to russia

what the heck is it doin

i sure don’t know

adamusprime:

life is so easy when you only like eight bands

adamusprime:

i love when you aren’t happy with a haircut and people say “don’t worry, it’ll grow back”

oh thank goodness

so what should i do in the meantime while it looks shitty

have-you-seen-my-haggis:

So I just realised. A lot of people, when you say you have a friend on the internet, go “but you don’t know! They could be a middle aged man pretending to be an teenage girl!”

They dont know that most of these people are my RP partners.

And are teenage girls pretending to be middle aged men.

(via accio-truth)

(via scatmancrothers)

adamusprime:

disneyland atmosphere is like “oh my gosh i don’t have a care in the world the fun will never end everything is pristine and beautiful!”

six flags atmosphere is “fuck everything smells like corn dogs and i think i just got hit by a bolt from the roller coaster”

Disneyland is like falling in love. Someone’s taking your hand, and you go on this enchanting evening, and you look into each other’s eyes and it’s all very romantic and nice. Six Flags is like being repeatedly fucked hard over and over again until you just leave, shaking and exhausted, but ultimately better for having had that experience.

Alex Day (nerimon)

(Source: youtube.com, via billy-hill)

barneyrobinstinson: look—who:

barneyrobinstinson:

look—who:

(Source: di-optase)

scatmancrothers:

Imagine if getting a girlfriend was based solely on how not murdery you are

TEST YOUR KEYBOARD

awkwardkatie:

brolden-in-spandex:

stylesensation:

trixieisamazayn:

jamesmoriartys:

gravityisforsuckers:

Hold both shift keys down, and try to type “THE QUICK BROWN FOX JUMPS OVER THE LAZY DOG.” 


THKBNFJS THLAY DG.

holy shit

H UICK BON FOX JUMPSS OV H KLAZ DOG

THE UICK O O JUP OVE THE LY DO

HE QUIK BROWN FO JUPS OER HE LA DOG

THKBNFJSTHLAYDG

what the heck

HE QUIK BROWN FO JUPS OER HE LA DOG

HCKBNFXJMPSVHLAZDG

(Source: badppanda, via barneyrobinstinson)

theyahooanswers: Submitted by: satisfactual

theyahooanswers:

Submitted by: satisfactual

adamusprime:

at the train station in new orleans square, you can hear the faint tapping of a telegraph.  it’s tapping out the first two sentences of walt’s opening-day dedication speech

timelordy-teganbreann:

And in that moment, I swear I was eyefucked

(Source: benbenny, via cumbersam)

(Source: niknak79, via thatfunnyblog)